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lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

(via dontsayitmarie)

nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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(via ignisadcinerem)

justfuninsanity:

Lets be honest here,

I know we would all say we would be Rick or Daryl in the apocalypse but in reality we would all be Eugene. 

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jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion, via thephlorescentleech)